The Voracious Belly Dancer

In our continuing quest to horrify, as well as educate, Otal and I have trawled the internet, and sometimes trolled the internet, to find the worst erotic fanfic. This one doesnt really count, being as there was only the vaguest possibility that its fanfic (see note later) but it makes up for that with poor writing quality and madness, so much so that Otal and I felt the need to psyche up for it:


[00:03] foxesruleii: Just gimme a minute to prepare.
[00:03] Projectv01: gird your loins, as it were. understood
[00:03] foxesruleii: yes
[00:03] Projectv01: I myself need to get my reviewing cape on, and put on some kind of protective sun block. Ready?
[00:05] foxesruleii: when you are.
[00:05] Projectv01: "I hope you're ready in there, 'hero'!" "When you are" haha Rorshach style. Let's wade through the accumulated filth of some sex and villainy!
[00:06] foxesruleii: The vore fic writers of the world will look up and shout "Save us" And we will look down and whisper "No."
[00:06] Projectv01: Beneath me, this awful story, it screams like an abattoir full of Voracious Belly Dancers

"The Voracious Belly Dancer

The desert in Egypt was hot as the sun was out making it hard to find water. Men was heard working on the pyramids from the orders of the pharoh. "Alright men keep working." A Guardsman said.
The Guardsman whipped out the rope hitting many of the men in the back. "Ahhhh" Many of the men screamed in pain. They were really hurt and couldn't take much more of the pain. They tried to stop working, but whatever they did try. The Guardsman kept whipping the rope. "Work harder!" The Guardsman said.
The poor men who were working did what they were told to do. They continue to work until suddenly a voice of a woman was heard.
"Stop. Please!" The Woman said.
The Guardsman turned around and looked at her. "What do you want, can't you see that I have work to do. These men have to do their jobs." The Guardsman said.
"Please, can't you realize how much your making all these poor men suffer from all the slavery their doing. This is very awful of what you are doing." The Woman said.
"Oh really. What's your name then." The Guardsman said."



[00:07] foxesruleii: Capital letters.
[00:07] Projectv01: Ok, point of fact, the sun makes it easier to find water by providing light and stuff.
[00:07] foxesruleii: Are there names really "The Guardsman and The Woman?
[00:07] foxesruleii: "This is very awful of what you are doing."
[00:07] Projectv01: And why is this guardsman beating people with a rope? Could they not afford a whip?
[00:07] foxesruleii: What they're doing isn't awful, but what they're doing is doing something awful.
[00:08] Projectv01: and if these poor working people were doing what they were told, why was he doing something awful of what he was doing to them?
[00:09] foxesruleii: The slavery they're doing.
[00:09] foxesruleii: The slavery they're doing?
[00:09] foxesruleii: I dunno, but for some reason the way they phrase that reminds me of something Ahnold would say.
[00:09] Projectv01: Let's do some slavery! Wooooo! Maybe its an ancient egyptian bondage club
[00:10] Projectv01: Stop the slav-ah-ry you ah doing aund get to da choppah!
[00:10] foxesruleii: And its awful because he's using a rope instead of a whip.
[00:10] Projectv01: Howard, your wife's slavery is out of this world! ah yeah that would make it awful if they're allergic to nylon or something
[00:10] foxesruleii: Put the slavery down!
[00:11] foxesruleii: Next.
[00:11] Projectv01: I like that he asks... errr... says... for her name(though without any question marks) when she accosts him for being a slave driver. if this were modern times he'd probably have got her cel too. brutalizing people is a great way to meet girls!

"The Woman strokes her hair and then looks at him. "My name is Zahra." Zahra was a very beautiful young woman who was in her early 20's. Zahra's height was 5'7". She had medium-long light brown hair. Blue eyes. She was wearing a aqua green coloured veil over her nose and mouth. She was wearing a Belly Dancing Outift that was also the same colour. She was gorgeous as her eyelashes made her look much more beautiful.
"Oh well nice to meet you, Zahra. I realize that we are hard on these men, but from the orders of our Pharoh. I have to do it. Sorry, lady." The Guardsman said.
"But please, let me expla-" Zahra was about to say.
"Get lost woman!" He shouted.
This made Zahra stop all of a sudden after he yelled at her.
"Fine, but ugh. You rude guy." Zahra screamed at him."



[00:11] foxesruleii: I know I should start at the top. But...
[00:12] foxesruleii: "You rude guy"
[00:12] Projectv01: I wonder how her eye lashes made her look more beautiful while hidden under a green veil
[00:12] foxesruleii: They're giant lashes.
[00:12] foxesruleii: They stick out of the veil.
[00:12] Projectv01: ugh you rude guy. what is she, five?
[00:13] foxesruleii: No.
[00:13] foxesruleii: She's a valley girl.
[00:13] Projectv01: hmmm apparently mascara technology has degraded since the fourth dynasty
[00:13] foxesruleii: Why does she have the belly dancing outfit if she's just walking around?
[00:14] foxesruleii: That's like if playboy bunnies wore their ears everywhere.
[00:15] Projectv01: maybe she's a super heroine who goes around eating evildoers... but this guy is only hitting people with a rope because the pharaoh told him to. Man I wish I had that kind of power. I'd have people whip my slaves with twizzlers. Fuckers hurt, man
[00:16] foxesruleii: Yeah.
[00:16] foxesruleii: Ancient Egyptian Superheroine?
[00:16] foxesruleii: Man, Black Adam's gonna be pissed about people horning in on his Egyptian superheroics gig.
[00:17] Projectv01: Ozymandias will show up and fling her through a window. lets see if she gives him any further provocation

Zahra turned around and walked away. Zahra wanted to stop this slavery since she found it very bad the way the men are always tortured. Zahra decided to leave and walked off. A while later. She was at a little desert town, where many people were walking around. Zahra was buying fruits and after a long while of shopping. Zahra had to get going. Zahra however stopped when she heard a young boy crying with hunger. Zahra didn't know where the boy was. She however then followed the crying and saw the boy sitting down with no food starving to death. Zahra felt very sad about him.
"Oh my goodness. You must be starving. Don't worry, here is some food." Zahra said handing it over to the boy.
The Boy stops crying and looked at the food in her hands. The Boy was about to reach for it, but stopped and looked at here.
"Wait are you really giving me some food." The Boy said.
"Yes. Take it, I can't imagine how much your starving." Zahra said.
The Boy felt relief and took the food from her hands. The Boy looks at her again.
"Th-Thank you Miss." The Boy said.



[00:20] Projectv01: I dont know if hitting someone with rope counts as torture. Its more like motivation. Sexy, sexy motivation. The author could use some motivation to start writing actual sentences
[00:20] foxesruleii: I'll get the rope. Or twizzlers.
[00:20] Projectv01: yes, please, twizzlers
[00:20] foxesruleii: She was buying fruits AFTER shopping?
[00:20] foxesruleii: What was she doing WHILE shopping?
[00:20] Projectv01: periods are sprinkled in that paragraph completely at random
[00:21] Projectv01: she was buying fruits and, my friend, fruits and........ fruit sand?
[00:21] Projectv01: maybe she gave up on shopping and gathered the sand from under the fruit stalls
[00:21] foxesruleii: Mmm... Fruit sand.
[00:22] Projectv01: this kid sure is awfully polite for someone whose job is sitting in an alley and starving to death
[00:23] Projectv01: in fact he gives her a chance to confirm her gift of food before taking it. I dont even know if he even eats it or not
[00:23] foxesruleii: "Wait, are you really gonna give me some food?" "No, I was just gonna hold it here to rest my arm."
[00:24] Projectv01: This is the second character she's met and then failed to eat, and a kid would have been just the right size too.
[00:24] foxesruleii: They're trying to establish she's a virtuous man-eater.
[00:25] Projectv01: fuck that, this guy is setting her up as Vore Jesus
[00:26] foxesruleii: Damnit.
[00:26] foxesruleii: You mean someone thought of that first?
[00:26] foxesruleii: I'm gonna have to get rid of these "Jesus Eats" tee-shirts.
[00:26] Projectv01: .... lets not travel down that road. it likely leads to a Christian Vore forum
[00:27] foxesruleii: All roads lead to Vore.
[00:27] foxesruleii: "Blessed are the peacemakers, for I will eat everyone else."
[00:28] Projectv01: Buy a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to unhinge his jaw and eat another man, and he will be turned on

Zahra turned and left the town. She had some food with her still since she gave most of it to the boy. A little while later.
Zahra was still in the middle of the Egypt Desert. Everything was quiet as the desert winds just blew. Over a sand hill a very strong man with a strong body with muscles was watching her. He couldn't resist her. The Man plans on kidnapping her at the right time. He was name Russell. He was in his 30's. His height was 6'1". He wearing a t-shirt and pants. He had brown hair, and brown eyes. Russell watched Zahra who was walking still in the desert.
"Oh my. Look at her. She's beautiful. Heh heh heh. Here I come." Russell said.
Russell then ran through to where she was near by waiting for her. Zahra was really hungry since she needs food. Zahra would have her food now, but she couldn't because she was saving it. Zahra heard a sound from the sandhills not knowing what it was.



[00:29] foxesruleii: Wait, wait, wait. Holy shit.
[00:29] foxesruleii: T-shirt?
[00:29] foxesruleii: This is the modern day?
[00:29] Projectv01: yes.... its a...... uh...... they had those then. it cant be modern. they were clearly still using slave labor to build the pyramids, which, ok, they didn’t actually use slave labor to build the pyramids but uh…. Hey look over there!
[00:29] Projectv01: .... unless the author has a very, very, very warped view of foreign cultures
[00:29] foxesruleii: How can it not be modern day? there's a guy with a T-shirt named Russell here.
[00:30] Projectv01: .... Russell is also an ancient egyptian.,... thing
[00:30] foxesruleii: This must be Zionist propaganda.
[00:30] Projectv01: just suspend disbelief and enjoy the story, maybe someone will finally get eaten and bring us to simultaneous vore based orgasms
[00:30] foxesruleii: ZIONIST vore-based orgasms.
[00:30] foxesruleii: Okay, I'll stop.
[00:31] Projectv01: I myself like Russell. He is strong. and has a strong body. and muscles
[00:31] Projectv01: and his muscles are strong.
[00:31] foxesruleii: Yes, but sometimes he's a little repetitive.
[00:31] foxesruleii: He also can be slightly redundant.
[00:32] foxesruleii: How did she get in the middle of the desert in a little while? Why is she "still" in the desert when she just walked there?
[00:32] foxesruleii: You don't just walk out into the desert, even in Ancient Egypt.
[00:32] Projectv01: she got lost on her way to wherever the fuck she was going
[00:33] Projectv01: check out the last line of the first paragraph. the author is so avante-gard as to forego the use of an adverb
[00:33] foxesruleii: She was going to spread her message of love, tolerance, and eating people you don't like.
[00:34] Projectv01: maybe this is a fucked up take on the Moses legend
[00:34] foxesruleii: I think we've stumbled upon an ancient text, translated out of the original hebrew by a horny 14 year old.
[00:34] Projectv01: thats how most ancient texts are translated.
[00:35] Projectv01: I like how Zahra is really hungry, has food on her person, but cant eat it because of........................
[00:35] Projectv01: this is ancient egypt?
[00:35] foxesruleii: You probably don't know this, but the Rosetta stone is a guy's blog.
[00:35] foxesruleii: She can't eat it because she gave it to the boy. But she clearly has some left.
[00:35] Projectv01: which she also cant eat because.... fuck you
[00:36] foxesruleii: Maybe Pontius Pilate said she can't. Or something.
[00:36] Projectv01: the pharaoh
[00:36] foxesruleii: Although it strikes me that the Bible would be more awesome if Jesus just ate Judas instead of kissing him.
[00:36] Projectv01: he'll hit her with a rope if she does
[00:36] foxesruleii: Which is torture.

"Huh? Hello." Zahra said.
There was no reply or sound.
"Hello, who is there." Zahra said.
Zahra thought that maybe she was hearing things and decided to forget about it.
"*Sign*" Zahra signed.
Zahra was about to get going again, only to feel two strong arms grab her.
"*Gasp*" Zahra said.
Zahra turned to see that it was Russell who has a hold of her. She tried to struggle free, but she could not because Russell was a strong man who was taller and stronger then her.


[00:37] Projectv01: First of all, when quoting a query you use ASK, not SAID! Second of all Man I hate it when people interrupt me while I'm trying to starve myself in the desert for no reason. Just makes me want to sigh. Zahra on the other hand is inspired to...... invent........ sign...... language?
[00:38] foxesruleii: You might think she was forgetting about what she heard.
[00:38] foxesruleii: She was actually forgetting how to hear.
[00:38] foxesruleii: That's why she signed.
[00:39] Projectv01: which would also explain why she babbles nonsense, and didnt listen to anyone telling her not to walk her stupid ass into the desert. Is Russell going to be the miracle worker?
[00:39] foxesruleii: I think its important that the author established something new about Russel we didn't know before.
[00:39] foxesruleii: Namely, that he is a strong man, who is tall and strong.
[00:39] Projectv01: I think his name in the original draft was Strong Strongsby
[00:40] foxesruleii: The author decided that was too subtle.
[00:40] Projectv01: Wait, Zahra can speak because she says the word gasp.
[00:40] foxesruleii: True.
[00:40] Projectv01: She doesnt even scream. A big strong probably rapist grabs her and she just calmly mouths the word gasp? Okay.
[00:41] foxesruleii: Dude, are you not paying attention?
[00:41] foxesruleii: Its because she's going to eat him.
[00:41] Projectv01: maybe she planned all of this.

"Let go of me. Let me go!" Zahra screamed.
"Calm down, pretty. Russell is taking you to my place." Russell said.
"Ugh, Ugh!" Zahra said struggling.
Russell tied her up and then drove off in his car. 15 minutes pass and he finally stops at a tent. He brings her to his tent and has her still tied up. Russell looks at her.
"So what do you think of my place, sweet cheeks." Russell said grinning.
"Let me free. I think you are sick kidnapping a innocent Woman like me." Zahra said.
"Aw don't whine. Now let me take off your veil." Russell said.
Russell grabs ahold of her veil and pulls it off. Zahra has a very pretty face with smooth skin and dark red lips.


[00:42] Projectv01: Russell is taking you to my place.
[00:42] Projectv01: Russell....... is taking you......... to MY.... place?
[00:43] foxesruleii: I think this deserves a reading comprehension quiz.
[00:43] Projectv01: Who is taking her to whose place?
[00:43] foxesruleii: "An innocent Woman? Please, sweet cheeks, nobody who capitalizes Woman is innocent."
[00:44] Projectv01: You'll note the author also capitalized "boy" earlier. if the characters saying it like that, she’s only guilty of being a feminist..... though if thats true, she'd have instantly whipped him with a twizzler and castrated him for calling her "sweet cheeks", as is just.
[00:45] foxesruleii: I think that its pretty guilty if you capitalize Woman. Its not a proper noun.
[00:45] Projectv01: its also not proper to have a MOTHERFUCKING CAR
[00:46] foxesruleii: IN ANCIENT EGYPT.
[00:46] Projectv01: I've had it with all these motherfucking inconsistencies in my motherfucking historic settings!
[00:47] foxesruleii: Samuel L Jackson motherfucker.
[00:47] Projectv01: also this guys place is a tent in the middle of the desert. I doubt it even has cable. Not a selling point there, Russ

Keep your hands off of me." Zahra said.
Russell drops her Veil to the ground and he then gives a look at her. "I will untie you, but there is no running. Your trapped with me and will never escape." Russell said.
Zahra gave him an angry look ignoring him. Russell untied her letting her get up. She then responds to him.
"Fine I will stay, but I will get away." Zahra said.
"Whatever. Now just stay here precious. Good old Russell, is about to do some work. I will talk to you whenever I want to." Russell said.
"Errr, you monster." Zahra said.
"Just calm down." Russell said.
Russell walks to his desk sitting down looking at a map and began to work on it. Zahra sat down on his bed feeling uncomfortable now she has been kidnapped and realizes that she can be very far away out of nowhere. Zahra decides to calm down and relaxes. Many hours later. Russell was still working and Zahra relaxing on the bed still. Zahra was hungry. There was no food or anything to eat and she had to eat something. Zahra heard her stomach begin to growl in hunger. Zahra places her hands on her fully exposed stomach.


[00:50] foxesruleii: Oh SHIT. He's gonna TALK to her.
[00:50] Projectv01: So, Russell volunteers to untie her after rescuing her from a likely death of heat stroke in the dessert, and then all he wants to do is talk to her? This guy is seeming like a good samaritan more and more
[00:51] foxesruleii: Yes, but you're forgetting something about him.
[00:51] foxesruleii: He's strong, and tall.
[00:51] Projectv01: And where exactly is she going to get away to when she escapes his tallness? And why did she vow to escape in the sentence right after she said she'd stay? “thanks for getting me out of certain death, but I have to go wander aimlessly in the desert again”
[00:52] foxesruleii: "Because she's hungry."
[00:52] foxesruleii: I love how she's confused.
[00:52] foxesruleii: Er.. You monster.
[00:52] Projectv01: dude, you talk to me whenever you want to.... You must be the worst evil doer of the century
[00:53] Projectv01: YOU MONSTER!
[00:53] foxesruleii: What a jerk.
[00:54] Projectv01: its nice how the author explores the negative psychological impact of being kidnapped. it makes her feel uncomfortable
[00:54] foxesruleii: Also, hungry.
[00:55] Projectv01: that makes sense

"So hungry. There's no food here. Come on just don't think of food. Then your okay." Zahra said.
Zahra tried to not think of food, but after minutes and minutes. She couldn't stop thinking of food and really had to have something right now.
"I can't take it. I need food now." Zahra said.
Zahra looks at Russell who was still working and she looked at him with hunger. "I couldn't would I. No eating him. I shouldn't." Zahra said.


[00:55] foxesruleii: On the one hand, I could eat him... If he keeps trying to TALK to me.
[00:56] Projectv01: why doesnt she just not be a dumbass and ask the guy for some food. he seems agreeable enough
[00:57] foxesruleii: Yeah, he hasn't bound her or anything.
[00:57] foxesruleii: And he wants to talk.
[00:57] Projectv01: I like how she cant go for "Minutes and minutes" without thinking of cannibalism.
[00:57] foxesruleii: I think he'd let her eat.
[00:58] foxesruleii: What, didn't you hear that men think of cannibalism every 18 seconds?
[00:58] Projectv01: Not Russell. dude just wants to talk
[00:58] Projectv01: I also love her moral conflict in the last sentence there. Thats about as well written as Anikan's monologue about not killing Count Dooku
[00:59] foxesruleii: "I couldn't would I."
[00:59] Projectv01: which would be an awesome scene to render into vore fick
[00:59] Projectv01: "Eat him, Anakin, do it." "Well ok... nom nom nom nom"
[00:59] foxesruleii: We need a reading comprehension man.
[01:00] Projectv01: I would fail it

Zahra ignored about on eating him, but her stomach growled more louder for hunger and she realized that he was in fact the only food she could have. She decides to eat him.
"What else do I have to lose. Well, buddy. Consider yourself Supper." Zahra said licking her lips.
Zahra walks up to Russell and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Huh?" Russell said.
"Oh what do you want. Can't you see I am busy. So just sit down." Russell said.
"Acutally I wanted to ask you a question." Zahra said.
"Fine then what is it." Russell said getting out of his desk standing up in front of her.


[01:01] foxesruleii: The only food I could have, except the stuff I bought with me.
[01:01] Projectv01: and whatever the guy who kidnapped me has been eating all this time
[01:01] foxesruleii: And Russell... Kidnaps her, threatens to talk to her, then leaves her alone for minutes and minutes.
[01:01] Projectv01: YOU MONSTER!
[01:02] foxesruleii: She wants to ask him a question, and he's totally cool with that.
[01:02] foxesruleii: He's the least evil kidnapper ever.
[01:02] Projectv01: He was just lonely and saw someone wondering around in the desert. How does "what else do I have to lose" apply to this situation? He could just decide to throw her back out into the desert to die of exposure, but that seems to be what she's after...
[01:02] Projectv01: this could have easily been a very romantic desert rescue and consensual sex story
[01:03] foxesruleii: Yeah.
[01:03] Projectv01: IF THE WRITER WASNT BATFUCK INSANE
[01:03] foxesruleii: No, its Russell's fault. He's strong, and tall, and strong.

"I just want to say that I hope you had have a wonderful life now that it will be ending for you." Zahra said.
"H-Huh. Okay what the heck you talking about." Russell said.
"Oh just for the fact that I will be having Supper and your my Supper. You look so yummy and delicious." Zahra said looking at him with hunger in her eyes.
"What in the.....Are you okay.?" Russell said.
She didn't reply.
"Hello I said are you fine." Russell said.


[01:04] foxesruleii: "I just want to say that I hope you had have a wonderful life now that it will be ending for you."
[01:04] foxesruleii: That's NOT a question.
[01:04] foxesruleii: And he seems concerned about her.
[01:04] Projectv01: wow. she lied to him about her motives and her intent to escape
[01:04] Projectv01: yeah, his last words are to ask if she's ok, that's kind of tragic and romantic really.
[01:05] foxesruleii: I like Russell.
[01:05] foxesruleii: He seems like a nice guy.
[01:05] Projectv01: he's a stand up guy, yeah
[01:05] Projectv01: too bad about this then

Suddenly Zahra opens up her mouth very wide like a snake and grabs Russell by the shoulders, shoving his head into her mouth.
"Mmfff! Mmmf!" Russell was heard muffling.
Russell began to get scared not knowing what she is doing. Zahra then jerks up her head and she begins to swallow him whole head first. Zahra's mouth and cheeks began to widen and expand, stretching more and more as she gulped her. Russell began to slide down into her mouth. Zahra finally reached his shoulders. Zahra kept gulping as hard as she could. Zahra then begins to jerk her head more making it more easier for her to swallow Russell whole. Russell kept struggling trying as hard as he could no matter what. Zahra stops him from doing it by gulping harder again and makes him slide more further.
Zahra was now at his legs. Russell's legs were sticking out of her mouth. Russell began kicking his legs, but before he could kick more. Zahra grabs a hold of them and shoves his legs farther into her mouth. Then with one final gulp. Zahra swallows the rest of Russell as he slides all the way down into the depths of her stomach. When he got to her stomach. Zahra's stomach stretched and expanded becoming bigger and her stomach was now huge buldging over her legs. Russell was now inside her stomach.


[01:05] foxesruleii: RIP Russell.
[01:06] Projectv01: It's cool how her Vore girl powers allow her to pick up a man larger than herself and then consume him whole
[01:06] foxesruleii: Though we only knew you for minutes and minutes, we will always remember your strength, and tallness, and your stength.
[01:06] foxesruleii: And your anacrhonistic T-shirt.
[01:06] Projectv01: and muscles
[01:06] Projectv01: and your fucking car
[01:06] foxesruleii: Yeah, point.
[01:07] foxesruleii: Does the author think this is what modern Egypt is like, or is Russell some sort of time traveller? also, I take points off for the fact that, as he's being shoved down her trachea, he doesnt know what she's doing. Impromptu stomach exam is not an option at that point.
[01:07] Projectv01: wasnt there a guy named Russell on Sliders? maybe this is fanfic after all
[01:08] foxesruleii: I don't think so.*(see note)
[01:09] Projectv01: its a good thing she takes step to make it more easier to swollow him. Cuz otherwise it might have been difficult to eat someone larger than she is
[01:09] foxesruleii: There was Rembrandt, Professor Arturo, Quinn, and some chick.
[01:09] foxesruleii: I know there were other characters, but they suck.
[01:09] Projectv01: well there goes that theory
[01:10] foxesruleii: I really, REALLY wanna read a story about Russell now.
[01:11] Projectv01: He later appears in a shoe fetish story, where he offers to help a woman with her flat tire while she's stuck in a snow drift, and then she stomps on him in high heels because that’s how loonies change a tire
[01:11] foxesruleii: How much do you wanna bet the author is named Russell?
[01:11] Projectv01: haha that is a possibility sir!
[01:12] foxesruleii: =3
[01:12] Projectv01: and later, he finds a woman whose parachute failed to open and takes her to his house, where she decides to shove things up his ass repeatedly
[01:13] foxesruleii: Is that before or after he rescues a woman from a burning building and she performs an impromptu sex change on him?
[01:14] Projectv01: No no this is after that, after he finds a woman injured in a car wreck and nurses her back to health, only to walk home one day to discover her waiting for him with a very horny stallion and a riding crop
[01:14] foxesruleii: Well, that wouldn't be so bad. If it weren't for the woman...
[01:15] Projectv01: also, in case you're not a lunatic and missed it, that long paragraph where she ate the guy was where we were supposed to splooge in our little egyptian panties
[01:15] foxesruleii: I couldn't be sure.
[01:15] Projectv01: I can't even fathom getting off to something like that, but if I could here's what it would sound like
[01:17] Projectv01: *fap fap fap* oh do it baby, eat that guy who is larger than your mouth or neck could possibly be! *fap fap fap* uuuh yeah, i love completely impossible cannibalism *fap fap* thats it, rub that belly full of a full grown adult male.... ooooh im imagining the 200 pounds of added weight instantly snapping your spine *splooge*
[01:17] foxesruleii: =3

•This is normally where I'd be all like "Face, Otal! I found this guy named Russell that was on Sliders." No such luck. Not even in the crew was there a person named Russell… So I had to go across the pond. I found a guy named Russell Hunter on IMDB who played "Uvanov" in the four part Robots of Death story arc of the 1977 Doctor Who series. So, yeah, this could very possibly be fanfic. Before you say that this is just insane nonsense, keep in mind you're reading a story about a belly dancer who eats a time traveling tee shirt clad guy named Russell in 4000 BC. Sense and Sensibility are utterly absent. And now we return you to your regularly scheduled void of sensibility:

Zahra smacked her lips and licked her fingers. Zahra looks down at her huge human-size stomach which has Russell inside her belly.
"MMMmmmm Mmmmmm MMmmmmm! He was soooo delicious" Zahra said.
Zahra rubs her huge stomach and she starts to hear Russell muffling inside her Stomach and began to punch and punch trying to get out, but he wasn't able to now that he is trapped in there unable to move, but could still struggle.
Zahra smiled and pats her stomach. She felt full that she places both of her hands on her stomach.
"Well, I guess he will learn the hard way." Zahra said starting to giggle.


[01:18] foxesruleii: The nerve of him.
[01:18] foxesruleii: Talking to me like that.
[01:19] Projectv01: Her stomach has Rusell inside her belly. a most apt description
[01:19] foxesruleii: Indeed.
[01:19] Projectv01: also, why can he punch and struggle, but not move?
[01:20] foxesruleii: Uh...
[01:20] foxesruleii: Shut up. He was just eaten by someone.
[01:20] Projectv01: I am prepared to accept that her stomach inside her belly has some kind of, uh, restraints? force field?
[01:20] foxesruleii: Magic!
[01:20] foxesruleii: Science...
[01:21] Projectv01: but he is punching and struggling, so he very clearly can move. And as strong as he is I see no reason that he cant shove his way out, if not through the thin layer of skin then through the birth canal
[01:21] foxesruleii: Dude, let's not add ANOTHER fetish.
[01:21] Projectv01: what precisely is Russell supposed to learn in there? not to talk to Women?

Zahra turns and walks up to the bed. She then sees her veil on the ground and picks it up. Zahra puts it back on covering her mouth. Zahra then lays down in bed feeling full still.
Zahra rested hours later on the bed and decided to get up of the bed. She walks up to the table and sees the Map that Russell was working on. Zahra realizes that this map will lead her back home. Feeling relief she grabbed the map and looks at it. She had the map with one hand, while she had the other hand placed on her huge belly.
"If I go east. I can get back home. Finally." Zahra said.
Zahra then puts the Map somewhere. So she doesn't lose it and she then leaves the tent heading off into the desert. As she walked off. She now has both hands on her huge stomach and she could finally get home and also enjoy her everlasting meal.
The End.


[01:23] foxesruleii: Dude, he was DRAWING A MAP.
[01:23] foxesruleii: TO GET HER HOME.
[01:24] Projectv01: and she doesn’t feel even a tiny pang of guilt for murdering an innocent man when, earlier, she whined incessantly because a guy hit another guy with a rope
[01:25] foxesruleii: Dude.
[01:25] foxesruleii: RUssell is the.., Russell is, like, the nicest guy EVER.
[01:25] foxesruleii: I mean, seriously... He's really sweet, and he just wants to talk.
[01:25] Projectv01: I guess it really is true, the nice guy never gets the girl
[01:25] foxesruleii: Why did she have to eat him?
[01:26] Projectv01: I picture Russell as being portrayed by Richard Gere
[01:26] Projectv01: also, she put the map "somewhere"? thats a great place to make sure you wont lose something
[01:28] Projectv01: hey, cannibal whore? Where'd you put that map which is the only thing ostensibly keeping you from wandering aimlessly (again) til you roast to death in the desert sun?" "Oh, I stuck it somewhere, I don't know." "Wow you really are an idiot." "I’m confused with hunger. It's been minutes and minutes since I last ate. I need to eat. But I cant eat you it would be bad. But I really am hungry, and you DID talk to me..."
[01:28] foxesruleii: Silly cannibal whore.
[01:29] Projectv01: SHE WALKED OFF
[01:29] Projectv01: Do you see this shit Otal
[01:29] foxesruleii: Yes.
[01:29] foxesruleii: I saw this shit, JM.
[01:29] Projectv01: She forgot that he had a WORKING AUTOMOBILE
[01:29] foxesruleii: I saw it, and I can't un-see it.
[01:29] foxesruleii: In her defense, she IS ancient Egyptian.
[01:29] Projectv01: and then wandered off into the desert again armed with a map somewhere, and the concept that she should go in a generally eastern direction, which she lacks a compass to discern.
[01:30] Projectv01: good point
[01:30] foxesruleii: Cannibal whore is a stupid bitch.
[01:30] Projectv01: exactly what land marks are on this map anyhow? she's in a desert. The map probably just says "turn your silly ass east at the sand dune"
[01:30] foxesruleii: The moral of the story is... Cannibal whore jesus is a bitch.
[01:30] Projectv01: And Russell is the best guy ever
[01:31] foxesruleii: I dunno, but I imagine Russel was some sort of cartographer, and he found her wandering in the desert after his time machine broke down. He realized he had to help her, so he picked her up, and took her to his house, to rest while he drew her a map.
[01:31] foxesruleii: THEN SHE ATE HIM.
[01:32] Projectv01: is this vore fic or a screenplay for Monty Python
[01:32] foxesruleii: I gotta sleep now, but dude.
[01:32] foxesruleii: Cannibal whore is a crazy bitch.
[01:32] Projectv01: yeah... I'm never doing anything nice for a strange woman again, and I'm sure as shit never going to talk to one
[01:33] Projectv01: good night Otal, I hope you can sleep for eight hours without starving and needing to eat someone
[01:33] foxesruleii: But that's... Minutes!
[01:33] foxesruleii: And MINUTES!
[01:33] Projectv01: be strong my friend, be strong, and strong, and have muscles.